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【Learn Chinese】4 Funny Mistakes from Chinese Learners
 
When learning to speak a language it is important that we immerse ourselves in the environment. We have to take a deep breath and brave the streets and try and communicate with the locals.
However, it is inevitable that we will make some mistakes and some of these mistakes may cause them to burst into fits of laughter.
Because of the nature of Chinese, and the tones it’s super easy to make some rather embarrassing mistakes that lead to some red faces and locals in fits of laughter, but it’s all good!
Here are a list of some of the more common mistakes made by students learning Chinese. Learn from others mistakes but never be scared to make your own.
If we learn from them, we can all improve!
 
1. 请问 Qǐng wèn : means to ask. – 亲吻 Qīn wěn : means kiss
Getting these muddled could lead to obvious problems.
Wǒ kě yǐ wèn nǐ ma? Can I ask you a question?
Wǒ kě yǐ wěn nǐ ma? Can I kiss you?
Or worse,…
Zhòngyào de shì wǒ wèn nǐ māmā. It’s very important I ask your mum.
Zhòngyào de shì wǒ wěn nǐ māmā. It’s very important I kiss your mum.
 
2. 是 Shì: to be (v) – 十 Shí : 10
Zhèi ge shì qī kuài. This is 7 kuai
Zhèi ge shí qī kuài . This is 17 kuai
 
3. 药店 Yào diàn: Pharmacy – 夜店 Yè diàn : Bar (the type where you drink alcohol).
Tā bìng le, yīng gāi qù yào diàn. He is ill, he should go to the pharmacy.
Tā bìng le, yīng gāi qù yè diàn. He is ill, he should go to the bar.
Getting them mixed up could make you look like you have a problem,
Míngtiān zǎoshang dì yī jiàn shì shì, wǒ yīdìng yào qù yàodiàn. First thing tomorrow morning, I must go to the pharmacy.
Míngtiān zǎoshang dì yī jiàn shì shì, wǒ yīdìng yào qù yèdiàn. First thing tomorrow morning, I must go to the bar.
 
4. 老板 Lǎobǎn: boss – 老伴Lǎobàn: wife
I don’t think it’s too bad to refer to your wife as the boss, it may even be true, but I don’t think it’s good to introduce your boss as your wife.
Wǒ zhēn de bù xǐhuan wǒ de lǎobǎn, Wǒ yào huàn yīgè xīn de. I really don’t like my boss, I want a new one.
Wǒ zhēn de bù xǐhuan wǒ de lǎobàn, Wǒ yào huàn yīgè xīn de. I really don’t like my wife, I want a new one.
You can make some funny mistakes mixing up either word。
Wǒ xǐhuan zài wǒ lǎobàn shēnbiān xǐng lái. I love waking up next to my wife.
Wǒ xǐhuan zài wǒ lǎobǎn shēnbiān xǐng lái. I love waking up next to my boss.

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