| 小姑娘指着晨练的老人问： 为什么他们能天天到公园来玩？ 奶奶：因为他们是退休人员。 一天，爸爸问女儿：你长大当什么？ 小姑娘：退休人员。  English: A little girl pointing at old people doing morning exercises, said: “Why are they allowed to play in the park all day?” Grandmother: “Because they are retirees.” One day, the father asked the little girl: What do you want to be when you grow up? Little girl: A retiree! 父亲教儿子学算术：“一加一是多少？” 儿子：“不知道。” 父亲：“是两个，笨蛋！知道了吗？” 儿子：“知道了。” 父亲：“那么，我和你，加起来是几个人？” 儿子：“是两个笨蛋！” English: Father is teaching his son arithmetic: “One plus one is how much?” Son: “I don’t know.” Father: “It’s two, idiot! You get it?” Son: “I get it.” Father: “Now, me and you, put us together and how many people is that?” Son: “Two idiots!” 一个女孩和一个男孩吃汉堡。男孩说女孩：“我要告诉你一件事！” 女孩说：“不要跟我说话在我吃的时候，当我吃完我的汉堡，那么你就可以谈。” 所以，当他们吃完了女孩问男孩：“现在你想说什么呢？” 男孩说：“嗯，我是说，有一只蟑螂在你的汉堡里！” English: A girl and a boy are eating hamburgers. The boy says to the girl: “I want to tell you something!” The girl says: “Don’t talk to me while I’m eating, when I’m done with my hamburger, then you can speak.” So, when they finished eating the girl asked the boy: “Now what do you want to say?” Boy says: “Huh, I was saying, there’s a cockroach in your hamburger.” #Our teachers # More than 10 years teaching experience Master Degree Certificate for teaching chinese as a foreign language   # About us # Founded in 2007 Chinese test and training center 200+ Chinese teachers 5000+ students  # Contact us# Name:fiona Phone number:021-52287809,13918358891 E-mail:info@mandarinmorning.com www.mandarinmorning.com If you are interested to join Mandarin Morning school or want more details about our services, scan the following QR code. ☟   Mandarin Morning Chinese test center attached to Confucius institute headquarters Authorized Test Center and Training Center for International Chinese Language Teacher Certificater 10 years+ ，200 teachers ，more 10000 students，200+companies  |
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